someones discovered a new love of blingee
lcate:
perseaus:
when i’m married my partner and i will have:
- morning sex
- afternoon sex
- dinner sex
- after meal sex
- i made pancakes sex
- good morning sex
- they kids are at school sex
- shower sex
- bored sex
- make up sex
- break up sex
- obama won sex
- romney lost sex
- monday sex
- tuesday sex
- wednesday sex
- thursday sex
- friday sex
- saturday sex
- monday sex
- there is nothing on tv sex
- i love you sex
what about sunday
sunday is the lord’s day praise jesus
(Source: joesphjonas, via ancientinferno)
im tagged in something but its not showing up
anonymously tell me your honest opinion about me
(Source: yeahniall, via themightyhuntress)
actually now i want to punch him in the face
multiple times
im slowly disliking this man more and more
mytholurgical:
people be all like “johndave”
but, people…
(via turntablegaylord)
plumeycorvidaes:
daveyolostrider:
why the hell have you been living outside?
and i doubt you could
where the hell am i supposed to be livin then
i told you i dont remember shit so outside i go into the recycle bin and plastered onto the bottom is a shitty cardboard sign sayin 50% off shitty dave here caw caw he needs a home and some affection
naw man dont doubt me sides i dont think i would actually do that unless you touch my birdy feathers
hell if i know
shit i mean if you need a place to stay i got jake livin with me already
though hes at his island and shit
you cant peck if you dont have a beak
